1. 09:45 6th Sep 2013

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    nique:

Sprinkle grinder.
(Now if only it were real…)

    nique:

    Sprinkle grinder.

    (Now if only it were real…)

     
  2. 08:30 29th Aug 2013

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    Get your poop in a group!
    — 

    "Get your shit together," but better.

    (via the-stig)

    Mathematically, your poop might even be in an abelian group if your poop can commute. 

    - (poop * poop) poop = poop * (poop * poop)

    - for all poops in poop, poop * poop is still poop.

    - I * poop = poop

    … And finally I didn’t want to think too closely about inverse of poop, but I’m pretty sure Eric Cartman has shown this to be true… 

    Quod Erat Defecation. 

     
  3. 17:42 28th Aug 2013

    Notes: 1

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We viewed Istanbul from this famous tower in the New District.  The city lets WAY too many people up there at a time, so it was actually terrifying.  Everyone moved very slowly clockwise around a narrow ledge. The view, however, was spectacular.

I’m trying not to think “Assassins Creed Revelations” too often while seeing this. 

    kafterthebar:

    We viewed Istanbul from this famous tower in the New District.  The city lets WAY too many people up there at a time, so it was actually terrifying.  Everyone moved very slowly clockwise around a narrow ledge. The view, however, was spectacular.

    I’m trying not to think “Assassins Creed Revelations” too often while seeing this. 

     
  4. 17:41

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  5. 08:08

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    nique:

    Zen Pencils, “Bill Watterson: A cartoonist’s advice”.

     
  6. What I tweet when I code…

    Because I could not stop for Node/ Node kindly stopped for me// The manifest held but just express/ and its dependencies. #DickinsonCoding

     

    I think that I shall never / A language lovely as Ruby // A code whose open class is press’t / upon whatever inherits it. #KilmerCoding

     

    The devil can cite Joel @Spolsky for his purpose /…/ O, what a goodly outside bad design hath!  #ShakespeareCoding

     

    No coverage grows where is no pain ta’en; In brief, sir, write tests for what you most affect. #ShakespeareCoding

     

    I must be forced to give my code/Unto a mad-brain rudesby/Who coded in haste and means to test at leisure. #ShakespeareCoding

     

    This world nys but a thurghfare ful of code, And we been pilgrymes, git myrging to and fro #ChaucerCoding

     

    You cannot, sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal — accept my pull request #shakespeareCoding

     

    Coders and madmen have such seething brains/Such fantasies that apprehend/ More cool features than you cancomprehend. #ShakespeareCoding

     

    Over hill, over dale/through bush, through briar/ backwards, forwards/ I do test order dependency everywhere/ #ShakespeareCoding #rspec

     

    Let us be test driven developers/Gentlemen of the spec/Minions of CI/And let men say we be men of good coding practices. #ShakespeareCoding

     

    What’s in a name? That which we call an example, By any other name would test just as well. #ShakespeareCoding #rspec

     

    (to which David Chelimsky, one of the co-creators of rspec, replied…)@WilsonThePirate ay, say, but no, exemplify as sweet t’would not, I say.

     
  7. Afraid of Technology (by adarkenedroom)

     
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    You just wait: One Million Moms will take credit for JC Penny posting a fall in revenue next fiscal quarter.
(via Wondermark)

    You just wait: One Million Moms will take credit for JC Penny posting a fall in revenue next fiscal quarter.

    (via Wondermark)

     
  9. 17:33 3rd Jun 2012

    Notes: 6697

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    nedroidcomics:

Shredded Cheese

    nedroidcomics:

    Shredded Cheese

     
  10. With the power of the internet, I’m learning!