January 2012
29 posts
COWBOY BEBOP Director Returns With KIDS ON THE... →
I can’t correctly say “Shinichiro Watanabe” and “Yoko Kanno” in the same sentence. But if I could I would find myself needing a clean pair of pants.
“Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me;...”
– Hamlet
On Romney.
D: What would someone do with as much money as Mitt Romney?
A: You mean besides donate it to the Mormon church?
Nique: I'd make a Scrooge McDuck vault.
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[Funktastik: I'd buy a servant and force him to change his name to Duckworth.]
“Gawker: You tell your friends jokes about their ethnicities and sexual...”
– What Your Favorite Blog Says About You | Slacktory | This seems legit.
Women with Monkeys →
HolyCool.net: Polar Ice →
So friggin awesome.
Miracle Fruit?
Has anyone tried these before? Are they worth trying to grow?
“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter....”
– Kurt Vonnegut.
Relevant.
(via nique)
“A sum of money is a leading character in this tale about people just like a sum of honey might properly be a leading character in a tale about bees.”
I haven’t read God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater in ages. Love it.
Tie Society →
Netflix for neckties. I shit you (k)not. This is absolutely brilliant.
christielouwho:
holy fucking goddamn shit, Sherlock is so unbelievably good I can’t deal with it. How is it even possible?
THIS X1000
My J.D. Salinger "conspiracy theory."
J.D. Salinger had an awful (amazing) Habit of re-using some of his character names, but if you read his works chronologically you have to realize that the stories aren’t based off of the same timeline, and don’t even necessarily relate to one another. My conspiracy theory requires that Salinger planned out some of his works over a 7-year period.
Basically: Seymour Glass as portrayed...
“‘God damn it,’ he said. ‘There are nice things in the world - and I mean nice...”
– J.D. Salinger, Franny And Zooey (1955) (via jbane)
[He] can’t do anything but listen hectically to the maladjusted little apparatus he wears for a heart. - This Sandwich Has No Mayonnaise, 1945
December 2011
22 posts
Principles of Good Posture: Men's Health.com →
useful.
Also, I just realized I use tumblr the way I should probably use bookmarks.
Crazy lady is crazy.
nique:
Michelle Bachmann: People do find out [in my book] that I did not get asked to my senior prom. Sean Hannity: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me. MB: Well, in my time, girls didn’t ask boys to prom. If you didn’t get asked, you didn’t go. SH: Yeah, well let me tell you, I have a 13-year-old son. Those days have changed big time. MB: And our girls are not allowed to do that...
“A judge in Meaux has fined two French women for wearing the niqab – the first...”
– Hey Gov. Perry,
You wanted a war on religion to fight? How about a real war on religion. Make America strong again by defending human liberties.
Niqab women fined by French court | World news | The Guardian
maxistentialist:
The ghost of Plato offers you one of two pills. If you take the blue pill, from now on your government will precisely represent the will of its people. If you take the red pill, your country will be seized by an intelligent dictator whose political views are identical to yours. Which will it be?
I’m guessing most people answering this are going to be U.S. Citizens. How...
The Big Bang Theory - I Look Silly Wearing This -... →
It’s not what it looks like… Great opening.
Watchmaxistentialist:
FOX News reviews The Muppets
Statler: Well, this sounds serious!
Waldorf: The news segment?
Statler: No, their mental problems!
“The humble sand dollar is the only crustacean to have had a currency named after...”
– Knowledge is half the battle.
(Misinformation is the other half.)
Undeniable Facts: Crustacean Inflation- a fact a day