Michelle Bachmann: People do find out [in my book] that I did not get asked to my senior prom.
Sean Hannity: Well, neither did I. And nobody would go with me.
MB: Well, in my time, girls didn’t ask boys to prom. If you didn’t get asked, you didn’t go.
SH: Yeah, well let me tell you, I have a 13-year-old son. Those days have changed big time.
MB: And our girls are not allowed to do that in our house. They have to wait for the boys to call.
it should continue:
MB: “If elected President, I will turn the oval office into a kitchen so that I can work in an environment fitting a woman.”
MB: “Also, I will require that all of our laundry staff and chefs are women, because boys are not allowed to do that in our [white] house.
SH: Surely you can’t be serious!
MB: I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
This has to be a joke, right? What other antiquated social mores must her children abide by? Will she make sure her girls are given a boy’s varsity jacket/ring as a sign of their ‘going steady’? Because having seen “Thriller” I know how often that doesn’t turn out well.
